pawsitively excellent.

I threw a blouse in the dryer to take care of some wrinkles.

10 minutes later

I stood in front of my opened refrigerator debating my breakfast of choice...SHIT...I forgot about my blouse.

I stood in front of my dryer examining my shirt and hoping it hadn't shrunk.

I threw on the blouse and walked back into my kitchen.

Rhinehart stood in front of the open refrigerator eating an apple from the bottom shelf.

My dog has no boundaries but at least he's a healthy eater.

Faulty paws

After a few recent disappointments I found myself wondering what was wrong with me? Maybe it's the four extra pounds I've put on or maybe it's my acne breakouts. I seriously convinced myself that the way I looked was the reason I was so disappointed in everything. Then I decided to blame them,it,whatever because I started noticing every minuscule defect I had. So instead of wondering I decided I'd make a list, a list of my defects to show that I am well aware of them.

1. I'm horrified of getting kidnapped

2. I'm addicted to coffee

3. My hair won't grow

4. I have breakouts 

5. I'm a little chubby

6. I'm painfully awkward at moments

7. I hate Georgia summers

8. I spend money on things I don't need

9. I'm terrible at school

10. I have a random white hair that grows out of the scar on my chin

11. Speaking of scars I have a huge burn mark on my shin 

12. My house smells like dog so I can only assume I do too

13. I'm horrified I won't be as successful/happy as my four older sisters

14. I am the bad child

15. I have ADHD and two other learning disabilities 

16. I forget to shave one of my legs almost 75% of the time

17. I love running but I hate when people I know pass

18. I get bored easily that's why this is my last one

And now I know there's nothing wrong with me. I'm an average 24-year-old woman self doubting myself over what? Boys? School? Over things that ultimately won't matter come April. 

Here's to me. Tomorrow I will kick ass.