Faulty paws

After a few recent disappointments I found myself wondering what was wrong with me? Maybe it's the four extra pounds I've put on or maybe it's my acne breakouts. I seriously convinced myself that the way I looked was the reason I was so disappointed in everything. Then I decided to blame them,it,whatever because I started noticing every minuscule defect I had. So instead of wondering I decided I'd make a list, a list of my defects to show that I am well aware of them.

1. I'm horrified of getting kidnapped

2. I'm addicted to coffee

3. My hair won't grow

4. I have breakouts 

5. I'm a little chubby

6. I'm painfully awkward at moments

7. I hate Georgia summers

8. I spend money on things I don't need

9. I'm terrible at school

10. I have a random white hair that grows out of the scar on my chin

11. Speaking of scars I have a huge burn mark on my shin 

12. My house smells like dog so I can only assume I do too

13. I'm horrified I won't be as successful/happy as my four older sisters

14. I am the bad child

15. I have ADHD and two other learning disabilities 

16. I forget to shave one of my legs almost 75% of the time

17. I love running but I hate when people I know pass

18. I get bored easily that's why this is my last one

And now I know there's nothing wrong with me. I'm an average 24-year-old woman self doubting myself over what? Boys? School? Over things that ultimately won't matter come April. 

Here's to me. Tomorrow I will kick ass.